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So I heard Snookie is preggers.
The aliens must be happy to have finally succeeded in impregnating a human via anal probe. Just kidding. We all know Snookie isn’t human.
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Wednesday
I’m having one of those I-want-to-delete-everything-I-post kind of days. Not sure why. Just nothing is really appealing to me. Weird. The office is buzzing over the announcement of the resignation of the assistant to the VP of Operations. I saw her leaving with a box full of stuff yesterday after work so the email wasn’t really a surprise to me. Her leaving isn’t very...
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February 2012
Bad Mom
My son was in the 4th grade and was barely scraping by in school, teetering on the brink of being held back. Not because he lacked the intelligence. Quite the contrary…this kid has ALWAYS seen the bigger picture and realized how trivial the system is. I can’t blame him. Still, everyone has to go through the motions or they just make you do it all over again until you’re forced...
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The woman who played Janet in the local production...
You have no idea how badly I wanted to yell, “SLUT!”
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On a day with so much good news...
It’s kinda weird that I’m posting so much about freaking out. Of course, I did freak out a little over each morsel of goodness that came my way: Found out this morning that Nick will be off ALL weekend. It’ll be the first time this has happened since we’ve been together. He’s either had duty or been underway every weekend. AND Guess who is going to her very first...
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So I totally just freaked out my boss.
She told me earlier that her son’s school called and said he was feeling sick and needed to go home. Her mother-in-law was picking him up and she was debating on whether or not to go home at lunch to check on him, knowing it would be hard to come back to work if she did. He’s 4. THEN she came back to my desk and said her son was throwing up and the MIL was taking him straight to the...
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Oh, Paris
There have been a few posts about this “grass dude” art thingy and it reminded me of a memory from my second trip to Paris. My mom and I were strolling along the Seine and one of the bridges had an art display (very common). It was what looked like mummified people in various upright poses. At first glance, they looked like paper mache sculptures but upon closer observation, those...
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