January 2012
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]]>darthyoda replied to your chat: So I have this dress on… Happy new years girl. Happy new years back!!! Cheers to an awesome year to come fo sho!
Jan 1st
So I have this dress on...
Mom: What are you wearing tonight?
Me: This.
Mom: Oh, people don't wear black anymore?
Me: IDK, I'm wearing this.
Mom: I have a black dress. Just take a look. (shows me the dress)
Me: Thanks for offering but no thanks.
Mom: Oh, you know what else I liked you in? That white top.
Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH WHAT I HAVE ON?
Mom: Nothing! I'm just thinking of things you look nice in.
Me: Thanks, mom. *sigh*
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// ]]]]>]]>darthyoda replied to your photo: I don’t want to get off this couch. I don’t want… Vicodin…..hellssssd yeah I told her I need some because the memory of my youth is killing me.
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2011
I got divorced I got promoted I made new friends I let people go I forgave myself I met someone amazing I danced I sang I laughed I cried I lived
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darthyoda replied to your chat: Tomorrow Too funny The up at 7 am part is doable. The good mood? Highly unlikely.
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Mom: So the plan tomorrow is to drive Chuck around to run errands. Wanna come meet us for breakfast? You'll have to drive your illegal car.
Me: Sure, I'm fine with that.
Mom: Okay, so you just need to be up and in a good mood at 7 am.
Me: Never mind.
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Dear Universe
I see what you’re trying to do to me today with the roofers and the farting dog and the mom with the broken toe and the you-can’t-change-your-name-today like you hoped. Nice try. I’m going to eat some delicious Thai food and get my happy back. Then later I’m going to pick up my best friend and we are going to have all the giggles. THEN we’re going to go dancing...
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Irritated
The roofers are here today and I had to move my car from the driveway. That’s to be expected, however, I had to leave our townhouse complex and park all the way out on the street because THESE MO FOS PARKED THEIR SHIT IN ALL THE GUEST PARKING. And it’s raining. And my dog just farted. I’m going to take a shower and blast Disturbed for the rest of the morning and scare the fuck...
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